T H E C O N E E M P I R E
!!! Protective headcone reqired beyond this point !!!
Cone specification sheet
Cones learn by listening to the foreground noise and occasionally produce new sequences. Under no circumstances theese sequences may be taken seriously. cones may contain strong language.
Cone volume
Slant & base area
Specimen
$$ V = \frac{1}{3}\pi q^2 p $$
LOUD at all times
$$\ddot{\Delta}_S = \pi Q q $$ $$ \ddot{\Delta}_B = \pi Q^2 $$
observe the cone at all times
Standard System for the Identification of the Hazards of Materials for Emergency Response data for cones
Flammability | 0 - will not burn under typical conditions |
Health | 0 - does not pose threat to humans |
Instability-reactivity | 0 - normally stable, does not react with water |
Special notice | qqqqqq - entertain the cone at all times |
Cone sequence samples
16:31 <+pinecone> Nice, that would be my top 3 fish 01:32 <+pinecone> English is the true snack form 02:03 <+pinecone> who gives a shit if i have a user and password for retreiving my backgrounf from nextcloud 10:52 <+pinecone> Its too early for the TRIANGULAR dance? 02:05 <+pinecone> Connect # - the classic channel multiplayer game 04:27 <+pinecone> Thankfully the TRIANGULAR DANCE is a GEOMETRIC DANCE. 20:41 <+pinecone> TRIANGULAR SANDWICHES do not come from the same ip 02:11 <+pinecone> All the meds I am on voice commands mostly 14:02 <+pinecone> yeah I have the TRIANGUL on my side 19:01 <+pinecone> DO THE TRIANGULAR DANCE, 00:07 <+pinecone> london should cease to exist 00:06 <+pinecone> 33 dollars for a proper UK mugging 11:49 < pinecone> christmas now give me money for the computer 00:23 <+pinecone> You are never going to go get ciggies 00:24 <+pinecone> ciggies are bad for the police 00:24 <+pinecone> had to check because you are being an idiot
Known cone derivatives
policecone has not been observed to produce any seuqences. It is known to gift +V to humans. This cone's motives are unknown
Cone handling
Extreme caution must be taken while handling the cones due to sharp edges. Always use protective headcones and gloves when handling the cones. Cones must be only handled by trained personnel. NEVER touch or excite the cone tip. Always handle cones by the base
In the UK and Commonwealth, cone handling is regulated by the UK Health and Safety Executive Regulation Number C0N3-QQQ. Refer to the regulation if in doubt.
Caution: DO NOT TAUNT THE CONE under any circumstances.
Cone safe areas
Cones are safe to transport on the UK and the Commonwealth territory except for marked areas.